Mourinho 2.0 blows out the anniversary candles in classic fashion

Has there been a more Jose-esque performance since the days where Mourinho used to win things? Had he been given a choice of ways...

Today’s Tales: International football really can get in the bin (unless you are Scottish)

Anyone popping by expecting a full rundown of England’s trip to Belgium on Sunday night, you might want to move on. Had it been...

Hands up if you think defenders should go armless…

Ah, the weekend of the terrible penalty. Not the giving of the penalty, you’ll understand - though there were enough of them again to...

Whatever you do, don’t touch Mo in the box

Bingo! I think I have sussed it, folks. I am on to the powers that be at Manchester United and I can exclusively reveal...

Normal Premier League service to be resumed shortly as Villa and Everton title bids...

So I think we can all agree that neither Aston Villa or Everton will be winning the Premier League title this season, then. Pack away...

‘Football’ happens to Spurs as West Ham agree Moyes can work from the office

Well then. 25 minutes in and I am penning my ode to Jose Mourinho and how Tottenham can start dreaming of a proper run...

A concept so daft it could have been front and centre of the ‘Project...

In a world that is still in crisis, a world where you're not really meant to travel from Reading to Basingstoke if you can...

Gary Southgate and his 3-4-3

It must have been pretty difficult to start doubting Sir Alf Ramsey. After all, Sir Alf had won the World Cup with England. He'd created...

Glorified training sessions with a team of right backs

Dear reader, you’ll be delighted to know that the object of today’s ‘column’ is to talk about anything other than that glorified training session...